- Jon Montgomery: awesome celebration, better podium entrance, and an unforgettable beer march through Whistler. It's a crying shame he wasn't our first gold medalist.
- Melissa Hollingsworth: living proof that no matter how much you believe, you can still come out a failure.
- Lindsey Vonn: way to finish your races, you betch.
- The Chinese womens curling team and their hilarious screeching.
- The German two man bobsleigh team. One guy celebrates a dangerous Canadian crash, while the other makes the universal body-language sign for "wtf man?!?"
- Norwegian curlers and their pants. Champions don't wear that kinda shit.
- David Pelletier's commentary in the figure skating events. Especially the ripping of that skeleton costume in the men's singles. This ain't fucking Halloween man!
- That cross country skier falling into the ditch. I think shes suing the IOC...
- Cheryl Bernard: showing us all how to butcher an almost-guaranteed gold medal in the final end of a curling match. Nice tits though.
- Kristin Stormer Steira: came in 4th place again in Olympic cross country skiing. Her fourth time finishing in this not-so-coveted spot, and this time it was by 0.1 seconds. Ha!
- Nodar Kumaritashvili: at least he went out doing the thing he loves... _____ing into a ____ at ____ kph. (Too soon??)
- That US downhill skier who screamed like a banshee to hype herself up before the race.
- "Siren Head", who somehow managed to get tickets to every single men's hockey game, not to mention some women's games too. How does a bum like that even afford that many tickets?
- The Norwegian authorities' ridiculous claim that the natives of BC had put a curse on their team, and that's why they weren't winning more medals. You really can't even come up with that kind of shit.
- The Canadian men's ski-cross dude who was a recovered drug addict. Nothing like butchering your medal shot to send you back into the sweet and loving arms of addiction.
- The howler monkey: Meng Wang
- Sven Kramer and his stupid coach. Fucking sissy + fucking retard = me smiling. (Also he looks alot like Crosby eh?)
- Gretzky's horrific awkwardness.
- The Olympic flame debacle. Granted, they made up for it in the closing ceremonies.
- Pierre McGuire's incredible comment that "in alot of places children are crying right now" regarding the cheer for Luongo that sounds like booing from the crowd. Astonishingly idiotic.
- 14 gold medals baby!!
- Crosby coming out of the hole he was hiding in to jumpstart the party of the year in Canada.
THIS IS CANADA!
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