Ooh Sinner Man! (Nina Simone)

I am not a fan of George W. Bush.
In fact, I pretty much hate the man.
The world would be a much better (dare I say, safer) place if he was never born. Or, more importantly, if he wasn't elected into the White House twice by the "majority" of the American people.
But it's hard to blame just one man for all the problems of the current world, considering that if he wasn't there, it would just be a different evil fuckhead bent on world domination and control.

Now we all know W is a religious man (or at least exploits religion for his own gains). He's even claimed that he was chosen by God to lead the world in democracy etc, etc...
Nonetheless, I have found a way to explain why this man will be sent to hell.

So with out further adieu -

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF GEORGE W BUSH
(in increasing order of severity, as is customary)


1. Lust: Though happily married, GWB is only human. He's got urges and needs that must be satisfied, like any other man. And seeing as he travels the world alot, he has great opportunities to hit up the foreign booty. Chinese, Australian, Russian, Brazilian, Indian, Spanish, German!!! He can pick up ladies anywhere, but for some reason he seems the like the Brits the most...






2. Gluttony: The man has quite the appetite in reality. He's been on a diet for years, and pretty much every single press photo or video you see has been digitally altered. He's actually 352 pounds at present, but he looks like a trim 175! Modern technology wins again! Apparently he also like the taste of the common kitten, I don't know what that's all about.




3. Greed: Not a whole lot needs to be said here. He gets neck-deep in shit yet manages to escape by *gasp* buying his way out of trouble! Money and connections lead to more money and more connections. He's got more money than anyone truly needs. Crooked bastards deserve to go to hell. Especially when they're bathing in dollar bills, all the while with blood dripping from their hands.







4. Sloth: Recent events have only further exposed the truth that W is a lazy motherfucker. He always seems to be sitting around doing diddly-squat when he's needed most. Remember watching him on his ranch before 9/11? That's when he shoulda been working, aand possibly saving America from those plane crashes. Remember when he sat there after the first plane crashed? Listening to that simpleton reading that stupid book? Meanwhile he shoulda been takin' care o' bizness and organizing the government. And remember when those poor black people were wading around in waist-deep water in New Orleans? Well just look at the pic and you can see what he was doing...

5. Wrath: Little Georgie doesn't like alot of things. He doesn't like people who blow things up in America. He doesn't like people who have abortions (sidenote: HE SUPPORTS THE FUCKING DEATH PENALTY!!! if that doesn't scream idiocy and hypocrisy, I don't know what does). He doesn't like people who have more oil, money or power than him. He doesn't like people who don't support his ideals. And all of this anger leads him to drop bombs on innocent people. Anger leads to hate. And hate leads to suffering. It also leads to hell, fucker. Have a nice trip.

6. Envy: Bush is just plain jealous of people with oil. If you have it, he wants it. And he'll do just about anything to get it. Not a very redeeming quality for the leader of such a super country!









7. Pride: This one links up to sin #2 in a way, as he always wants to look better than he actually does. It goes for just more than appearances, he wants the paperwork to look good too! And don't even mention fairness in the media, as the truth would make him look like someone bound for rejection at the pearly gates. Also, he probably seems himself as some sort of "god"; better than most people; deserving of the world. And this fucking patriotism is enough to make me sick.




All of the above + the reality of the world = GWB goes to hell

He might as well just give up and accept his future. That back sweat looks mighty nasty, and it only gets worse with the lakes of lava and sharp rock and such.
Have a pleasant flight.





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