Saturday, July 02, 2005

Super Squirrels

It has occurred to me that we're probably bringing about a strain of super squirrels. We're picking off scores of the weak and slow with our cars every single day. Evolution is happening as we speak.

Some day maybe we'll have talking squirrels running around. I bet they could infiltrate every part of our society if they organized themselves. They could sneak into almost every building and start shutting down power transformers and shit. It would be chaos in the streets. Fucking havoc man! Anyway...

Gotta go get ready for Live 8. I'll post about the concert later.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

scores of the weak and slow every single day??

you are a retard trav.

PS
Ma na ma na do do, do do do - did you see that on the dr pepper commercial? Ba ha ha